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BEND THE KNEE
PINCH THE TOE

Shown on Left: U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio wearing his too large Florsheim shoes. Donald Trump has bestowed the $145 Florsheim dress shoes on multiple cabinet secretaries, with many feeling obliged to wear them. (Getty Images)

Trump, 79, Can’t Stop Bragging About His Mall Brand Shoe Fetish

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Lucky Florsheim recipients so far include Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, as well as top White House aides James Blair and Steven Cheung. Even Fox News’ Sean Hannity and South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham have received new kicks. 

“All the boys have them,” a female White House official told the Journal. Another quipped, “It’s hysterical because everybody’s afraid not to wear them.”

However, it looks like Trump’s shoe-size-guessing skills could use some work. Rubio, 54, was mocked online after photos captured him standing in Florsheims that were visibly at least a size too big for him.

CUCKS: RUBIO VANCE DUFFY HEGSETH LUTNICK BLAIR CHEUNG HANNITY GRAHAM

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